I'm 6'5 and a 357lbs, what is the best way for me to work with the police and help my community?

Will the police look at my background because I have a felony on my record for assaulting a cop.

I'm 6'5 and a 357lbs, what is the best way for me to work with the police and help my community?
Go bash some customer and slam him to the ground a couple times, that will show the police department how mentally unstable you are, oh and you had better loose some weight soon, like about 100 pounds. You are clinically considered to be morbidly obese if those numbers are correct.
Reply:Yes, they will look at your background, and no, they wont hire you after you have a felony assaulting an officer conviction.





Apply to a security company or something, one of them may possibly hire you if the felony was long enough ago, then you could at least be a rent-a-cop.
Reply:Stay inside your house.
Reply:This is a joke, right? You are a criminal. Unless you get a pardon, you have no hope. Truthfully, if you have been convicted of a crime against the Police, who is going to trust that you will back them up in a tough sitation and not turn on them.
Reply:Just take a box of donuts to your local cop shop and you will be a shoe in.
Reply:Yes kid we know, you've posted this same thing or close to it many many times in the past. It sounds like a personal problem to me.
Reply:Good grief, Paul, how long you going to keep this silly question going. . .